Robert Lewandowski misses from the spot… we never thought we would say that 😦❌

1. Neutral:
The story of Robert Lewandowski missing a penalty.

2. More expressive:
The narrative of Robert Lewandowski failing to convert from the spot.

3. Dramatic:
The unexpected moment when Robert Lewandowski couldn’t score his penalty.

4. Social-media style:
The tale of Lewandowski’s missed penalty — something we never thought we’d witness.

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