Mohamed Salah Rumored to Be Paying Off His Transfer Fee… by Signing Shirts for the Next 10 Years
Anfield is buzzing with one of the strangest rumors to ever hit Merseyside: Mohamed Salah may be forced to keep signing Liverpool shirts nonstop for the next decade in order to “pay back” his own transfer fee.
According to tongue-in-cheek reports from “street tabloids,” Liverpool supposedly still carry a symbolic debt of around £100 million from Salah’s arrival. With each signed shirt valued at roughly £700 on the fan market, the Egyptian forward would need to autograph 142,857 shirts to even things out.
The “expert math” behind the madness:
- At one shirt per minute, Salah would need nearly 100 days without sleep.
- If he only signed during halftime breaks, he’d still be at it for another 500 Premier League seasons.
- And if Darwin Núñez pitched in? The workload would actually double, because — as one “analyst” put it — “his autograph is harder to sell.”
Fans and jokes
Supporters have had a field day with the idea. One fan quipped:
“If Salah finishes the list, every Liverpool supporter on Earth will own at least 10 shirts. Forget Anfield — we could form a whole new country: the Republic of Salah.”
Meanwhile, Liverpool officials quickly dismissed the talk:
“This is complete nonsense. But if Mo really wants to give it a go, we’re ready to supply him with… eternal ink.”