Fictional Story: Real Madrid’s €150M Kimmich Bid Shakes Europe — But His One-Word Answer Stuns the World
Football’s transfer market was thrown into chaos when Real Madrid launched a jaw-dropping €150 million bid to pry Joshua Kimmich away from Bayern Munich. According to this fictional account, the offer wasn’t just massive — it was unprecedented. Madrid reportedly prepared a five-year contract worth €22 million net per season, making Kimmich the club’s second-highest earner behind Kylian Mbappé.
The plan was bold:
- make Kimmich the new face of Madrid’s midfield
- hand him Toni Kroos’ legendary No. 8 shirt
- break both Madrid’s and Bayern’s transfer records
The Madrid delegation arrived in Munich fully prepared, contracts already signed by Florentino Pérez — and even carrying a personal video from Mbappé telling Kimmich:
“Join us. Let’s build the new empire.”
Bayern’s Boardroom: Shock, Silence, and Fury
As the offer was presented in the Allianz Arena boardroom, the room reportedly fell silent.
Sporting director Max Eberl was said to be in favor of accepting and reinvesting the money.
But Bayern legend and honorary president Uli Hoeneß allegedly slammed his fist on the table, declaring:
“Bayern will NEVER sell its captain to a rival.”
Kimmich was then called to a private meeting. Moments later, when journalists asked him about Madrid’s mega-offer, he delivered a single word that echoed across Europe:
“Nein.”
Madrid’s Delegation Leaves Empty-Handed
In this fictional telling, the private jet prepared for Kimmich’s immediate move to Spain took off without him. Pérez, furious, reportedly slammed the folder containing the contract with such force that he cracked his glass desk.
Bayern wasted no time firing back online. Their official accounts posted a picture of Kimmich in full training gear, arms folded, with the caption:
“#MiaSanMia.”
The image went viral instantly.
Football World Reacts: Loyalty Over Galáctico Glory
Fans celebrated what many called a rare moment of genuine loyalty in modern football:
- Bayern supporters praised their captain
- Neutral fans admired the refusal
- Social media erupted with memes mocking Madrid’s failed “super-offer”
Analysts called it a historic rejection — a reminder that even the biggest clubs can’t buy everything.
What Happens Next?
Despite this fictional €150M showdown, the drama isn’t over.
With only six months left on his contract, Kimmich remains one of Europe’s most sought-after midfielders.
Madrid may return.
Other giants may try their luck.
But one thing is clear:
This saga will be remembered as a moment when loyalty beat money — and shook the football world to its core.
